On strike

Dear readers,

As you may have heard, members of the fantasy novel-esque Screen Actors Guild have decided to kink the entertainment hoses simply because the major Hollywood studios refuse to pay writers for anything they create for the Internet. Well, I'll have you know I write on the Internet (this is it right here, in fact), and I've never been paid a dime for it.

Actually, I probably should have been. Especially considering this website is owned by AOL/Time Warner.

You know what? I'm not going to write a letter today. I've got a case of Absinthe to snort my way through anyhow. See you suckers later.

I'm on strike!

Best wishes,
Laurence Shandy, rabble rouser