On assignment

Dear readers,

For the next week, I will be on assignment in sunny San Diego, California covering the annual Comic-Con International. One of the costumed courtesans pictured above will receive my seed. Don't try to find me, dear readers, for I will be deep undercover as a character from the emotionally retarded nostalgia of a 26-year-old computer programmer.

Meet you back here next week.

Best wishes,
Laurence Shandy, level twelve half-elf